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Amazing Bullshit

Farmer's Burden

Six months after the world collapsed into teeth and rot, the silence felt heavier than the stench of decay. Brother Thomas and his small flock of surviving clergy had spent half a year wandering through ash and ruin before stumbling upon a genuine miracle: a sprawling, untouched farmstead as green and vibrant as Eden. The farmer, a tall, quiet man with eyes like polished obsidian, greeted them at the edge of the timber. His terms were simple enough. They could shelter in the dry comfort of his barn for as long as they wished, provided they respected his boundary and never crossed his threshold uninvited.

Field Data

Milo held his phone up to a maple tree and grinned as a shimmering fox made of blue light blinked into existence on his screen, sitting in the crook of a branch that, in the real world, held nothing at all.

Glimmer captured: Ember Fox. Collection: 214/300.

He’d been chasing this one for three days. The app had teased it near the reservoir, then the fountain, then finally here, on the gravel path that cut through Hollis Park. He snapped the photo, watched the little creature dissolve into a burst of pixel-confetti, and felt the small, stupid, wonderful joy of a thing checked off a list.

Cost of Infinite Power

Petty Officer Second Class Marcus Ibe stood at the rail as the destroyer came about, its wake curling white against water the color of gunmetal. Behind them, the strait narrowed toward the coast of Yemen, a smudge of brown hills he’d stared at for six months without ever setting foot on.

The order had come down at 0400: reposition east, out of range, hold formation with the carrier group. Not a retreat, the XO had said. A repositioning. Marcus had written the word in his notebook and circled it twice, like that might make it mean something else.

Iblis on Vacation

The low, rhythmic thrum of the cruise liner’s engines vibrated through the deck floorboards, but it did nothing to soothe the tremor in Arthur’s soul. A parish priest of over twenty-five years, he had spent two decades delivering eulogies, sitting by hospice beds, and attempting to explain the unexplainable to shattered parents. His congregation believed he was on sabbatical for rest, but in truth, he had fled. Standing alone near the stern of the upper deck, he stared into the vast, pitch-black Atlantic, feeling completely hollowed out by the sheer volume of human agony he had been forced to shepherd.

Temporal Clash

The warehouse erupted into chaos.

Steel clashed against steel as the heroes and villains danced their ancient choreography of destruction. Sparks flew like fractured stars. The air screamed with power.

Kazuki stood at the precipice of victory, his blade glowing cerulean blue, when Vex emerged from the darkness—the temporal villain. They called him the Chrono Wraith. His palm already glowed with that sickly violet hue.

“See you in forever, kid,” Vex grinned.

The Sentence

The Sentence

The darkness was absolute.

When consciousness returned, it came like drowning in reverse—gasping, clawing back to awareness through layers of chemical fog. My eyes opened to blackness. Hands fumbled forward, meeting rough wood inches from my face. A shelf. I was in a closet.

The temporal transit drug. They’d warned me about this—that the jump would leave me disoriented, that I’d wake confused. But they’d also promised I’d know where I was going. They’d shown me the facility: white walls, containment chambers, somewhere they could study what they’d need to study.