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Amazing Bullshit

Iblis on Vacation

The low, rhythmic thrum of the cruise liner’s engines vibrated through the deck floorboards, but it did nothing to soothe the tremor in Arthur’s soul. A parish priest of over twenty-five years, he had spent two decades delivering eulogies, sitting by hospice beds, and attempting to explain the unexplainable to shattered parents. His congregation believed he was on sabbatical for rest, but in truth, he had fled. Standing alone near the stern of the upper deck, he stared into the vast, pitch-black Atlantic, feeling completely hollowed out by the sheer volume of human agony he had been forced to shepherd.

Temporal Clash

The warehouse erupted into chaos.

Steel clashed against steel as the heroes and villains danced their ancient choreography of destruction. Sparks flew like fractured stars. The air screamed with power.

Kazuki stood at the precipice of victory, his blade glowing cerulean blue, when Vex emerged from the darkness—the temporal villain. They called him the Chrono Wraith. His palm already glowed with that sickly violet hue.

“See you in forever, kid,” Vex grinned.

The Sentence

The Sentence

The darkness was absolute.

When consciousness returned, it came like drowning in reverse—gasping, clawing back to awareness through layers of chemical fog. My eyes opened to blackness. Hands fumbled forward, meeting rough wood inches from my face. A shelf. I was in a closet.

The temporal transit drug. They’d warned me about this—that the jump would leave me disoriented, that I’d wake confused. But they’d also promised I’d know where I was going. They’d shown me the facility: white walls, containment chambers, somewhere they could study what they’d need to study.

Cold Peace

High above the turquoise expanse of the East China Sea, the morning sun glinted off the sleek, radar-absorbent hull of the Mitsubishi F-3X Shinryu. Major Kenji Takahashi monitored the tactical feed integrated directly into his visor. Flanking his fighter were two autonomous Raijin wingman drones, their engines humming in perfect, AI-synchronized harmony—a testament to three decades of unhindered Japanese technological and financial dominance.

“Alpha Lead, this is Naha Tactical Grid,” a controller’s voice cut through the quantum-encrypted comms. “Sensors detect four non-responsive tracks crossing the median line, heading vector zero-eight-zero toward Uotsuri Island. Signatures match PLA Air Force J-20 stealth fighters.”

We Have A Situation

Franklin Delano Roosevelt rubbed his eyes, leaning back against the leather of his chair. It was late afternoon in 1933, and the Oval Office was stifling, thick with the scent of wool suits, damp rain, and fresh ink. Between navigating bank panics and drafting initial New Deal legislation, it had been a brutal, exhausting day.

The heavy oak door swung open, but it wasn’t his trusted secretary, Louis Howe. A woman stepped inside wearing a sharp, dark pantsuit, tapping frantically on a glowing rectangle of glass. “Mr. President, we have a situation,” she said, her voice laced with urgent authority. “The Chief of Staff needs you in the Situation Room immediately. Things are escalating quickly in Germany.”

The Blessing

Marcus woke at dawn, as he always did, kneeling beside his bed before his feet ever touched the cold floor. The apartment was small—barely more than a studio—but the morning light filtering through the single window held a quality that felt almost sacred.

“Lord,” he whispered, hands clasped, “bless me with work today. Provide for Your humble servant.”

It was a ritual he’d kept for three years now, ever since losing his job at the factory. Not a prayer of desperation anymore, but one of gratitude. He’d learned that much. Even now, scraping by on gig work, he had shelter. He had breath in his lungs. That was enough.